So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
my poor anus
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I'm on my third roll of toilet paper. Today can fuck right off.
None of these texts make sense. except for "step 2.5 equals velociraptor." that i get.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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