I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
my biography would be titled "haunting truths and dick jokes: a tale of love, loss, and masturbation."
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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