I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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