why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
We left the knife in your bed.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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