just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
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Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
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I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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