you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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