oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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