Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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