It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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