I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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