He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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