i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
She's trying to change her flight... IM BEING COCKBLOCKED BY DELTA CUSTOMER SERVICE
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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