ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
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Word to the wise, never look up your hot young doctors on Facebook before you're discharged. You will find things and no longer be able to take them seriously.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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