he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
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there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
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She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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