You smell like a Billy Joel song
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
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you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
Couch. On fire.
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