We won't sleep together?
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I have aggressive nipples.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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