I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I need a beard to bite.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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