The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
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I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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