omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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