porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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