I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
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