Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
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Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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