pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
