Whod you bang
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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