Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
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