Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
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