There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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