Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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