It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
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she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
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She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
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