What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Blood and glitter go together right?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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