i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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