honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
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what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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