You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
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