Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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