And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
P.S. I can't hear my feet
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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