The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
Randomize
