Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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