you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
barbara walters just said penis...
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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