Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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