Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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