You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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