So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
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I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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