I must be too annoying 4 u.
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
Randomize
