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I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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