thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
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