i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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