Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Randomize
