If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
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Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
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