But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
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He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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