I was so drunk last night i ate cereal with a fork.
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
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He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
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I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Summer bikini season begins today. I hereby declare the commencement of the 2013 HUNT FOR CUNT.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
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