Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
So I woke up today with someone's door knob in my pocket. I hope everbody else got out of the house ok.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Eating cold pizza and drinking a beer for breakfast while standing in a hotel window naked is how I say hello September...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I want a musical about memes.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
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