i just woke up with two martini umbrellas taped to my nipples... idk how they got there
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
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I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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