I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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