Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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