well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
'valentine' just autocorrected to 'cake robe' in my phone
I think that summarizes my life up pretty accurately
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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